"That is NOT the plate you said you were going to buy."
"No, it's not. The blue plate was gone. I bet Kris went back and bought it. But they still had the shrieking head. I told you no one would want it."
"What are you doing with that knife?"
"They put these damn orange price stickers on and I have to scrape them off. Nothing will budge them."
"Let me help you. You are doing it all wrong."
"Stop that. Why don't you go do something productive like polish my suede pumps?"
"An elephant never forgets..."
"I didn't stretch out my underwear by gaining weight. YOU did it. I wish I had poked out my eyes before they saw that. "
"Grab a pencil and write this down: I owe you 350.00 for an auto repair."
"You are relentless."
The Bickers thrive on making a point and turning the blade?
ReplyDeleteThis is such a wonderful dialogue, very well executed. I loved reading this :)
ReplyDeleteOh those Bickers, what next! A really good read.
ReplyDeleteA very pointed conversation..nicely done!
ReplyDeleteA great read! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm enjoyed the tales of the Bickers!
ReplyDeletehaha. i look forward to this every week just to see what they are up to...nice magpie!
ReplyDeleteQuite funny....nice magpie.
ReplyDeleteI hate those nasty stickers.
ReplyDeleteLaughing - they just keep on keepin' on!
ReplyDeletehahah those Bickerson's! What next?
ReplyDeleteI think I'm gonna like these stories!
ReplyDeletenice to meet you over a magpie tale!
Could we make a TV sitcom of the Bickers? Bet we could! Nice Magpie!
ReplyDeleteThese are so fun! Great idea AND execution -- I'm eager to see the next episode.
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