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Weekly Visual Clues Inspire Short Vignettes

Weekly Visual Clues Inspire Short Vignettes

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Black Pumps





"What are you doing?"

"Nothing. Well, I thought I might polish your shoes as a surprise."

"Those shoes don't need to be polished. Can you take them off before you stretch them out?"

"I was just thinking of you, dear."

"okay.... were you going to polish my bra and panties, too?"
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17 comments:

  1. 00dozoMay 28, 2010 at 9:54 AM

    LOL! Great Magpie!

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  2. joannaMay 28, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    Oh my -- an interesting spin on the magpie love that last line it packs a wallop there my dear..."were you going to polish my bra and panties, too?"

    Wowee!

    Joanny

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  3. Annie JeffriesMay 28, 2010 at 10:17 AM

    Sometimes thoughtfulness isn't a good thing but any way to get attention is a good way if it's successful. He sure got your attention. Now - about the bra and panties . . . .

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  4. UnspokenMay 28, 2010 at 11:46 AM

    And why not :)?

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  5. UnknownMay 28, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    hah!

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  6. HelenMay 28, 2010 at 1:07 PM

    Hysterical! How clever you are!

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  7. Tumblewords:May 28, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    Humorous with a tweak of weird. Interesting!

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  8. JenniferMay 28, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    Big ol' story out of a few little lines. Well done!

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  9. UnknownMay 29, 2010 at 12:01 AM

    Very funny and clever.I to love the last line..

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  10. Sue JMay 29, 2010 at 3:34 AM

    Highly amusing :)

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  11. BrendaMay 29, 2010 at 6:47 PM

    HA! Funny Magpie, I love it.

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  12. Brian MillerMay 31, 2010 at 6:32 AM

    oh my, err....ahem...nice magpie! smiles.

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  13. Tess KincaidMay 31, 2010 at 11:26 AM

    Hee HEE!!!

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  14. LynMay 31, 2010 at 1:28 PM

    Passive-aggressive? Time to call up the councelor!!
    But funny...

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  15. SuzJune 1, 2010 at 9:49 AM

    OH my..that last line...loved it sneaking in like that...very good..and funny

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  16. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallJune 1, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    smart twist..
    cool magpie!

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  17. Stafford RayJune 2, 2010 at 2:53 PM

    Spoilsport! Just put on his Y fronts and party!

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